questions children ask me

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"Are you a girl or boy?"
I'm an avocado...
"No you're not haha"
Fine I'm a potato
"Nooooo"
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!??!!?

"Why do you dress like that?"
I'm aiming for that homeless person look I think Im succeeding so far

"Do you keep all your hair in your hat?"
*proceeds to take hat off to reveal short hair*
"WOOOOOOAAAAH SO YOU ARE A BOY!!"
Excuse my French but WHAT THE CROISSANT!?!!?

"I think you're a girl"
And I think you are mistaken, young sir, for I am a cactus. So back the frigg up before you get a prick in yo tushie

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Some kids would ask the same questions but after I answer whatever random thing that comes out of my mouth, they'll just continue what they were doing and move along with life.
As I should start doing, instead of worrying about things that have passed or haven't even happened yet. I need to learn that life isn't too bad until it doesn't have any good left. I'm getting there...

~Lonnie

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