Eduardo once fucked a cola can but he can't let his wife diet cola know. He also had an affair with beer and Jon and Mark are gonna tell diet cola. Eduardo is so dead. Y'all pray for diet cola poor thing. Her husband cheated on her twice. I can only imagine her reaction.
Currently, Edd is dating cola. He has mad feelings for Tord though. Tord is dating bacon. But Tord and Bacons relationship is very distant and are going to break up. But ironically cola and Bacon are having an affair. Maybe Tord and Edd will get a chance at love. Matt is planning on getting married to mirror but mirror is not in love with Matt anymore. Tom has feelings for Matt but he is married to Susan, Susan is dying. Matt is gonna be heartbroken when Mirror rejects him. Mirror is also pregnant with Matt's two kids, but they're actually not Matt's. Love is complicated.
Jon and Mark are single and happy. Mark is looking for a relationship and Jon hasn't met anyone, but he has his eyes on Mermaid.
