Fred to Luna (I'm replacing a few sexist and inappropriate lyrics, sorry! I naturally feel bad for saying the n word, I apologize in advance.)
Fred: I guess it is okay.
Luna: What's okay? I don't get it!
Fred: Come on, man, you got so much more to appreciate, man!
Luna: You need to appreciate the beauty of the outer world.
Fred: Man you know what, y-you're right...
Luna: You're talking to yourself!
Fred: You d**m right I'm right, I can't remember a time I was god-d**m wrong!
Luna: You're always wrong.
Fred: Man, thanks, Lil' Boat!
Luna: Thanks for what?
Fred: Hey man, that's what I'm here for!
Luna: Thanks...?
Fred: I ain't been gettin' high...
Luna: I'm glad you're sober. I don't think you were ever high in the first place.
Fred: Well maybe a little, baby I don't wanna lie!
Luna: You need to go to Madam Pomphrey's to be okay!
Fred: I know when you text me girl, I don't always reply.
Luna: You never text me, and I always reply. You always reply to me too.
Fred: Well you're not an angel either, you can't even fly!
Luna: We can fly on broomsticks, we're wizards.
Fred: I notice, you think that you know s**t.
Luna: I'm a Ravenclaw, of course I know my stuff.
Fred: All this shade that's comin' at me, I wonder who throws it!
Luna: What shade? You mean the trees?
Fred: They can't see the vision, boy they must be out of focus!
Luna: Your glasses? Do you own glasses? I thought there was a vision correcting potion.
Fred: That's a real hot album homie, I wonder who wrote it!
Luna: Who wrote it?
Fred: oh s**t
Luna: What happened?
Fred: Otay, pray them people go away!
Luna: What people?
Fred: Always hella clowns around it look like Cirque Du Soleil!
Luna: What clowns? The only real enemies are the nargles and the Inquistors Squad.
Fred: This is not the album either, these are just the throwaways.
Luna: an album? Are you releasing music?
Fred: This s**t still so cold when it drop, it's gonna be a motherf*****g snow day!
Luna: Why all the cursing? I don't think I've ever heard someone curse that much in my life!
Fred: Ayy, boy is good and he knows it,
Luna: What boy?
Fred: he don't say it, he shows it
Luna: Who doesn't say it? Who doesn't show it?
Fred: I'm just like DeRozan, if I shoot it, it goes in!
Luna: Do you have a rifle? That's illegal in the wizarding world.
Fred: I am in Cali just coastin', get 'em so wet they need coasters!
Luna: Coasters?!?!
Fred: I got a selfie with Oprah, I just ain't never post it!
Luna: What's a selfie? What has gotten into you Fred, you're acting strangely!
Fred: And I'm in my happy place posted, I ain't frown since '06!
Luna: You mean 1906?
Fred: I ain't cried since '01, my pad like Six Flags and your house is no fun!
Luna: You've never been to my house.
Fred: You can come back to mine though, your friend ain't cute but it's fine though!
Luna: You've met all my friends.
Fred: We gon' end on a high note
Luna: a high note?
Fred: I spy with my little eye
Luna: We didn't agree to play ispy.
Fred: A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes!
Luna: What girl do you like?
Fred: A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife!
Luna: Ooh! Do you love Hermione?
Fred: Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind!
Luna: Girls don't like guys who hate commitment.
Fred: Oh, I spy with my little eye,
a girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes.
Luna: That's sexist.
Fred: A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife.
Luna: You've already said that!
Fred: Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind!
Luna: YOU GOT ATTACKED!
Fred: Oh I, I spy with my little eye!
Luna: You're being possessed by Tom Riddle! He came back!
Fred: I spy, I spy with my little eye!
Luna: You've already said that! You're being tortured into typing that!
Fred: Oh I, I spy with my little eye!
Luna: You're being attacked with the cruciatus curse!
Fred: I spy, I spy with my little eye!
Luna: IM COMING OVER!
Fred: No, no, no, I'm fine that was a lyric prank!
Luna: That's the most sexist song ever.
Fred: I changed some of the lyrics.
Luna: You kidding?
Fred: Nope.
Luna: That is so sexist.
Fred: I know, sorry! It was a good laugh though!
Luna: That's good. And it's fine! We still have Voldemort to defeat, you know!
Fred: I know.
Luna: Get there before the nargles attack you!
Fred Weasley is confuzzled
