Requested by: rosekook1
Dumbledore to McGonnagal:
Dumbledore: HOGWARTS in your area!
McGonnagal: We're inside Hogwarts, Albus.
Dumbledore: Been a bad boy, I know I am.
McGonnagal: You're an elderly man. Albus, I'm weirded out. Well, I have to teach a class soon.
Dumbledore: And I'm so hot, I need a fan.
McGonnagal: If you feel this way, get a Grindr.
Dumbledore: I don't want a boy, I need a man.
McGonnagal: Please, don't gush about boys with me. It's weird, gushing about boys with my boss.
Dumbledore: Click-clack Badda bing badda boom.
McGonnagal: You okay?
Dumbledore: Muneul bakchamyeon modu nal barabom.
McGonnagal: I'm not fluent in gibberish or parseltongue.
Dumbledore: Gudi aesseo noryeok an haedo. Modeun namjadeuleun kopiga pangpangpang. Pangpang parapara pangpangpang.
McGonnagal: ... I'm concerned. Do you need Madam Pomfrey?
Dumbledore: Jigeum nal wihan chukbaereul jjanjjanjjan. Hands up nae sonen, Bottle full o' henny. Nega malloman deuddeon gyaega naya Jennie.
McGonnagal: Albus, you're not making any sense. I only got, 'hands up' and 'bottle full of henny'. At least I could understand you a little bit.
Dumbledore: Chumchuneun bulbicheun nal gamssago done.
McGonnagal: Done with what? Please, speak English.
Dumbledore: Hog to the warts eodiseodeun teukbyeolhae.
McGonnagal: Why are you chanting about Hogwarts? Why can't you just get the choir to do that? Are you an aspiring cheerleader?
Dumbledore: Oh yes!
McGonnagal: Finally, you're speaking English!
Dumbledore: Chyeoda bodeun maldeun I wanna dance.
McGonnagal: Who would you like to dance with? I'm so sorry, but I broke my leg when I was younger, so I'm unable to dance.
Dumbledore: Like ttaradaradanttan. Ttaradaradanttan ttudurubbau.
McGonnagal: Like what?
Dumbledore: Joha i bunwigiga joha Joha nan jigeum nega joha Jeongmal banhaesseo oneul bam. Neowa chumchugo sipeo
McGonnagal: I still have no idea what you're trying to say. I'm not fluent in this language. This doesn't translate directly on Google translate. This isn't a language.
Dumbledore: BOOMBAYAH YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAYAH YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAYAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
McGonnagal: Say what now?
Dumbledore: BOOM BOOM BA BOOM BOOM BA oppa! YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH oppa! YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH BOOM BOOM BA BOOMBAYAH!
McGonnagal: What?
Dumbledore: Hot! Hogwarts in your area!
McGonnagal: We're inside Hogwarts, I should get working on my lesson plans, Albus.
Dumbledore: Ije dallyeoyaji mwol eotteokhae Nan cheol eobseo geob eobseo Man!
McGonnagal: Please, speak English.
Dumbledore: Middle finger up, F U pay me 90s baby, I pump up the jam!
McGonnagal: If you flip anyone off, flip Lucius Malfoy, we both know how much you despise that man.
Dumbledore: Dallyeobwa dallyeobwa oppaya LAMBO Oneuleun neowa na jeolmeumeul GAMBLE Gamhi nal makjima hoksina nuga nal makado I'm gonna go brrrr RAMBO
McGonnagal: Do you need a jacket?
Dumbledore: Ne soni nae heorireul gamssago done Front to my back.
McGonnagal: Front to your back?
Dumbledore: Nae mommaeneun teukbyeolhae Oh yes.
McGonnagal: Wait a second.
Dumbledore: Ne nunbicheun I know you wanna touch.
McGonnagal: Is this the KPOP that the Hogwarts students listen to?
Dumbledore: Lol yes.
McGonnagal: That was hilarious, Albus!
Dumbledore: Yes, Minerva, thanks for taking it so well.
McGonnagal: :D Well, I've got to go work on my lesson plans. Goodbye, Albus! Ttyl! Is that the right slang?
Dumbledore: Lol yes. And yes, I despise Lucius Malfoy. Ttyl! Goodbye, Minerva!
McGonnagal: I'm glad I'm not the only teacher who despises Lucius.
Dumbledore: You're not. Sybil does too. As does Remus. And Hagrid.
McGonnagal: That's good I'm not the only one.
Dumbledore: Ttyl!
McGonnagal: Ttyl!
Any requests? Please know, when I use 'Albus' in a lyric prank, I mean Albus Severus Potter. When I use Albus Dumbledore, I call him, 'Dumbledore.' With James Potter and James Sirius Potter, I'll just label James Sirius and Lily Luna by adding their middle names in the beginning. Sorry it's taking me so long to update; I used to be able to update daily, but now I'm pretty busy! Sorry readers!
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Next update: 07/01/2017.
