Warrior

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Harry to Voldemort:

Harry: This is a story that I have never told.

Voldemort: Why are you telling me this?

Harry: I gotta get this off my chest to let it go.

Voldemort: Don't get it off your chest you're not important.

Harry: I need to take back the light inside you stole.

Voldemort: You're acting like a girl. And sure, but I have no color in my skin so.

Harry: You're a criminal

Voldemort: Obviously. I'd be in Azkaban if they could ever find me.

Harry: And you steal like you're a pro

Voldemort: Thanks for the complement,

Harry: All the pain and the truth

Voldemort: OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE! SHUT UP POTTER! I WANTED TO KILL YOU FOR A REASON!

Harry: I wear like a battle wound

Voldemort: DID YOU EVER LEARN HEALING SPELLS?! NO CUZ UR STUPID!

Harry: So ashamed, so confused

Voldemort: ASHAMED OF YOUR FILTHY HALF BLOOD STATUS?!

Harry: I was broken and bruised

Voldemort: I don't care.

Harry: Now I'm a warrior

Voldemort: And I'm better than you.

Harry: Now I've got thicker skin

Voldemort: URGH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

Harry: I'm a warrior! I'm stronger than I've ever been and my armor, is made of steel, you can't get in; I'm a warrior and you can never hurt me again!

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Harry: Out of the ashes, I'm burning like a fire

Voldemort: BURN AND DIE!

Harry: You can save your apologies, you're nothing but a liar

Voldemort: Why would I ever apologize? I think you should apologize for getting in the way of my mission.

Harry: I've got shame, I've got scars that I will never show.

Voldemort: AND WHY DO YOU THINK I CARE?!

Harry: I'm a survivor in more ways than you know!

Voldemort: HOW DO YOU SURVIVE WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR DAYS COMPLAINING?!

Harry: Cause all the pain and the truth I wear like a battle wound.

Voldemort: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SPELLS?!

Harry: So ashamed, so confused!

Voldemort: Of your existence?

Harry: I'm not broken or bruised

Voldemort: Finally! You've gotten somewhat smarter! Nah you've always been stupid as h**l.

Harry: Cause now I'm a warrior. Now I've got thicker skin.

Voldemort: I DON'T F*****G CARE!

Harry: I'm a warrior! I'm stronger than I've ever been!

Voldemort: YOU'RE WEAK!

Harry: And my armor, is made of steel, you can't get in,  I'm a warrior and you can never hurt me.

Voldemort: What did you do now? Get a Horcrux or two?

Harry: NAH MOLDY VOLDY THAN I WOULD HAVE NO NOSE WHATSOEVER! YOUR NOSE IS UGLIER THAN FECES CUZ GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOSELESS! NO, I DIDN'T SET MYSELF UP FOR FAILURE BY SHAVING MY HEAD, TURNING VAMPIRE WHITE, AND CUTTING OFF MY NOSE?!

Voldemort: HEY! DON'T INSULT MY NOSE! I surprisingly have one!

Harry: Nobody nose for sure.

Harry: That was a lyric prank btw.

Harry left the conversation.

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Voldemort: wait, he's gone, I'll just kill him in person.

Voldemort left to go kill Harry.

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