* Get a Toyota
* Become a Toyota
* Eat a Toyota
* Build a fart rocket
* Shove a lighter up yo ass
* Sit on an active nuclear bomb
* Gather a pun, a tire, and the blood of a virgin; get a boat and sail to the middle of an ocean; chant the following: THE KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR, MR. KRABS IS IN THERE, STANDING AT THE CONCESSION, PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION. Then you will sprout butterfly wings and grow super saiyan hair.
* Crispy memes
* Being creative
* Taking a pic of a dead possum (trust me i tried)
* BELIEVE
* Riding a turtle that broke the sound barrier
* Dancing while running away from cars
* Suicide
* Reverse-suicide
* Determination
* HARMONICA
* Tame a wild Sanic
* Running out of a room really fast when you turn the lights off
* GRAPPLING-HOOK
* RIDE EPONA THROUGH HYRULE
* Eating a scorpion
* DEM BLACK FRIDAY DEALS
* Realizing that you wasted time reading this and you are late for something of actual importance
