* Eat chili and wait a couple hours
*Ride a car with a missile on the back
*Fap to Beyoncé
*Find a pig head, Gandalf's stick, a sandwich made out of glass, some sticks (bitches love sticks), mix it all in a bowl, sprinkle in some spicy memes, AND YOU GOT YOUR SELF AN ATOM BOMB
*If you think this is stupid then FUK U I HAS TO BE CREATIVE SO BEAR WITH MEH DAMMIT
* Ride a cat to freedom (whilst singing this to the tune of raise a glass to freedom)
*Cut a child in half
*Waste your time writing this bullshit like me
*Give a snail steroids
*Beat your adopted child with rainbows and shnitzel
*Go eat a boat
*sdrawkcab epyt
*Politely ask your feet to cooperate
*Take a few hundred deep breaths and shoot yourself in the face
*I fell off my bed just now so ya that happened pretty fast so IT COUNTS
*GØTTÄ G3T DÄT R3D8ÜŁŁ M8
*KKKIIIIIIIILLLLEEEEERRRR KKKEEEEEEEMMMMMSSSTTTTTTAAAARRRRR
* SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS
*Gatorade with extra gators
*PUNS
*Im so hungry i cant think straight so ya GOTTA GO BYE*tries to escape but trips down the stairs and dies* "oh wow m8 u fell pretty fast u won le race m8"
