*Get a fucking canon
*Watch an entire anime series on Netflix in under three hours
*Break your expensive ass speaker
*BARRELS
*Get a missile, a pink ball, and Morgan Freeman's butt hairs. Strap the missile to your neck using Morgans butt hairs, and once you start flyin throw the ball at your adopted trans asian child. (I made this like a year ago okay)
*Read Viktuuri smut
*Just run dumbass
*Shovels
*Kill a vegan (i was tWELVE???!?!)
*YA LIKE JAZZ
*get a guinea pig with STDs
*Mix crack with a mysterious liquid you found in your uncles basement
*HEY I don't need your sass young lady
*Gotta go toh das ghym bboiiiiii
*I WANAH DUNCE TO M&MS
*screeeeeeeech
*screeeeeeeech also
*whah u gotta liieehh to meeh jus becuus ai stobe mi toh
*YAOI ISH LIIIIEEFFFTH
*Get sum o dem leathah gloooovs m8
*that is good soup but it needs more-AAAAAAAAAAARRRGH PLOT TWIST MY SNAKE JUMPED OUT A CAR WITH A RUSTY SIPPIE CUP
*Mixx d4t crak wit tsha teletubby cuuum aant drvincc awee
*hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*Get te fac uot soh aiie cain beh haigh ain peesh
