* Become a tree
* Become a bush
* Do drugs
* Take a bath
* Get a fancy hat
* Get a fancier hat
* Eat an orange
* Give said orange a fancy hat
* Become an attack helicopter
* Eat a cat
* Adopt an asian child with chubby cheeks
* Play with a jack in the bo-THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
* DON'T BE UPSETTI FOR I HAS SPAGHETTI
* Get a skate board, an angry chihuahua, a sparkly pink helmet, string, and matches. Stick the string up the chihuahuas ass and put the helmet on it. Place the chihuahua in the skateboard and light the string. Hop on the chihuahua and enjoy the ride.
* MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME
* get a hamster
* Let your dog explore his obscene pig fetish
* don't talk about fight club
* Waste time reading this
* GOOGLE IT BITCHEZ
Hey if you really wanna go fest u should vote on this and i can make u a sandwich. I promise there wont be any glass in it this time.
