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* Be raised by the mongols 

* Hop

* Skip

* Jump

* The power of friendship

* THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY

* Hop again

* Rid yourself off all possible friction by going to space and jumping into the endless abyss with nothing but your own sins crawling on your back as an endless reminder of your regrets and failures

* BUILD A ROCKET

* Collect plastic bags like the stingy grandma u are (don't lie to me)

* Be like my dog and fuck up the curtains whilst barking at random pedestrians at three AM every night

* Skin a llamel (llama & camel)

* Protecc

* Attacc

* Lets get down to business to defeat the huns

* Watch Bob Ross until you slowly begin to teleport to an entirely different plane of existence from all the wisdom you have gathered

* Boop snoop kill a zebra

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