The year is 3000. They don't all live underwater. Your great-great-great-granddaughter is probably fine, we don't know. After the 2016 election, excessive amounts of wars, riots, protests, and terrorism have been going on. Everybody wanted President...
Just in case you're one of the dry af people who missed it (aside from Amber and Merewyn, they're both excused) HERES A QUICK RECAP ON WHAT HAPPENED
It started off completely smoothly until Aria begins to feel faint. She lays down on Axel's lap and they sing songs to ease Aria's nerves (STOP THIS ISNT A FRICK FRACKEN CAMPFIRE)
Roland, flint, and Quentin are continuously bugging Axel and Aria telling them to "make out" until aria suddenly freaks out and kisses Axel BAM BAM BAM
Jaylene is able to come up with the ship name, "Rice" for aRIa and aCE. So it kind of sticks because Roland and Quentin have nothing better to call their OTP
Aria repeatedly sings weird songs to calm herself down, but once she says "IM TIRED" she starts to talk about how she's been in a coma before and not afraid to put herself in one again
Everyone's freaking out until Ella gets a panic attack and passes out. So aria gives up and closes her eyes, now aria is in a coma (dumb.ass)
Ella eventually woke up and Roland and Quentin are now mad at some of the selected. Mad is an understatement Should I say They want to tear the mouths off of some of the selected Yeah That seems more suitable
Roland and Quentin (mainly Roland) need anger issues.
Roland slapped Axel in the head
Axel tried to sing to help aria wake up but she won't wake up so Axel gave her mouth to mouth CPR and then aria temporarily woke up to insult his breath (Me TBH)
Roland continuously yelled at everyone until Junia sits next to him and calms him down (thank you Junia)
Roland finds a vent that he and Quentin put Flint and Junia through so that they can escape and attack the royals
Let's sum this up with simply memes Quentin, Roland, and flint are saying to Aria and Axel
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So Ella and Aria both
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Roland gets pissed as he's trying to wake them up because people keep crowding around them so he snaps and yells
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Roland literally does this:
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Junia and Flint are now officially spies
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Everyone in the closet who's not passed out or a prince is like
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and the royals are literally watching it all like
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That's what you missed on this episode of keeping up with the kardashians.
