Are you my little toe?
Do. Not. Do. This.
'Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture.
*blocks number*
You love me too much to do that
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Are you my little toe?
Do. Not. Do. This.
'Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture.
*blocks number*
You love me too much to do that