I'm so sorry!
I don't actually have a boyfriend, that was just a joke!
I typed out that message, but I didn't hit send!
What makes you think I care?
You've texted me every day for seventy-seven days straight
No
Yes you have
I've texted you for seventy-seven days gay
Wooooooow
Wait, I thought you were pan
I am
I just use gay a lot
Oh, okay
Most guys need three meals a day to keep going, but I only need you
Haha I thought you said "three males"
But actually that's a sweet one
a.n.
Mwahahahaha I'm so evil. And happy! One of my friends came out to their mom yesterday, and I'm so happy for them! As far as I can tell, it went fairly well, and if you're reading this, we're all super proud of you!
YOU ARE READING
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Random"Who is this?" "Your future husband." Highest Ranking - #251 in Humor (Category has since been changed because wattpad said I wasn't funny)
