Are your parents art thieves, because you're a masterpiece
No, they aren't
Really?
That's absolutely shocking
I thought for sure they were
Amazing sarcasm, sir
Ooh, "Sir"
I feel fancy
Bold
Respected
Well, you aren't
Ouch
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