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Your POV)

All my things were at Zane's place, and we are all sitting on the couch.

Garte is at work and Zianna is out shopping.

"Vylad wanna bang" Garroth asks out of the blue.

"Um incest" he says back.

"No it's not we aren't birthed with the same dick" Garroth states

"Bro I'm dating Dante wym"

"And I'm dating Laurance"

"MY POINT IS PROVEN"

"Oh, rite lmao"

Zane & I just sat there, lookin at them weird.

"Did that just happen." I whispered to Zane

"I'm horrified" Zane replies.

"DOES VYLAD RO'MEAVE IS GAY?!" Garroth suddenly shouts.

Vylad fires back "DOES GAR RO'MEAVE IS GAY?!"

"DOES ZANE RO'MEAVE IS GAY?!" I yelled, joining the banter

Zane snorts. "WELL DOES Y/N RO'MEAVE IS GAY?!"

"Excuse me" I questioned.

"YOU'LL BE A RO'MEAVE WHEN ZANE MARRIES YOU AND BANGS YOU" Garroth screams.

Zane smirks "most definitely babe. I'll bang you like the Galra ship lasers crashing into the Altea Castle's particle barrier"

"I'd enjoy that, babe" I said cockily

"kinky" vylad & Garroth said at the same time.

"WELL YOU BOTH KINKY TOO" me and Zane screamed.

"OH YEAH?! TOP KINK OF YOURS Y/N GO."

I started to panic. "gAhhH LEASH"

"Y/n you hate the sight of leashes because it goes around a dogs neck." Zane states.

"THEY MIGHT GET HURT! T-T"

"Lmao Garroth top kink go" vylad says.

"nEck kIssEs" he shouts.

"YOU LIED TO ME GARROTH! YOU SAID THOSE SPOTS ON YOUR NECK WERE LITTLE BRUISES NOT HICKEYS" vylad yells.

"GOTTA BLAST" Garroth jumps through the roof.

"ZANE TOP KINK GO" vylad yells.

"nnhn uM hAir bRuShIng" Zane blurts out.

Vylad chuckles "really Zane."

"TRAVIS DOES IT GOO- *cough* I mean-"

Me and Vylad burst into laughter.

"MEANWHILE ME AND KATELYN" I yell.



































































































































Get April fools pranked son

But on a serious note, this wasn't meant to offend anyone. It's just banter and what came off the top of my head

*totally wasn't watching Aphmau on crack earlier*

Also I've had HORRIBLE writers block so I'm sorry for not posting recently.

This is literally all I have on the real chapter 11 and it's been like this for at least 2 months lmfao

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This is literally all I have on the real chapter 11 and it's been like this for at least 2 months lmfao

Also, before I get spammed with 'YOU HOMOPHOBE" and shit like that I'm a straight ally now get off my ass about it thx


Have a nice day lmao

Fun fact first time I wrote this chapter Wattpad crashed and I had to restart so this is sUch better content than the first one of this crazy shit 👌👌👌👌



Lmao bai 🌚

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