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My First Septiplier Fanfic

Mark walked down the street until he had seen a sign that read "Welcome to Ireland" and Mark was like wtfffff.
So Mark said "Wow I guess I walked longer than I expected."
So he didn't really care and walked around in Ireland and got drunk and then didn't get drunk and then he ran into a building because why not. He was very bored so he ding dong ditched some people in the building cause it was an apartment. It wasn't a big deal until someone opened their door and boom it was Jack. He was holding seven boxes of Lucky Charms
Mark was like "Oh hi"
And Jack was like "Damn."
"These are a lot of lucky charms."
And Mark goes, "Fuck yeah."
So Mark danced around like a leprechaun and Jack just shut the door because he thought Mark was high on those clovers outside.
Mark S M A S H E D through the door and climbed onto Jack's table.
He laid there romantically.
Jack took his lucky charms and stuffed them in his pocket.
Jack was like "what r u doin"
And Mark goes "let's fuck"
And Jack is like "later"
So anyways he takes Mark and neatly places him on the couch and pats his head.
Mark was like "wow" as Jack slowly poked marks cheek.
Jack then kissed his cheek as he ate a nearby growing potato that sprouted out of the ground because they do that naturally.
Mark licked the potato
Jack smiled
And tossed the potato in the wheely bin
Mark kissed Jack
Not that passionately
Jack was so shocked he sprouted a new box of lucky charms out of his ass.
Because real Irish men do that.
Then Mark let go of the kiss and left.
Jack said dramatically "Y R U LEAVING I LOVE YOU!"
Mark turned around in tears "Because..."
Mark kissed him one final time.
"I'm not gay."
He left the apartment building.
Leaving Jack very confused.
Will they ever be reunited??
Will their love ever proceed??
Oh the drama!!!