Multiple YouTuber Jokes - The Return

Every Darkiplier x Reader I've Read In A Nutshell

In the book:

Dark: *kidnaps and tortures me*
Later
Dark: I love you
Me: oh my gosh... I love you too
*kiss*

Realistically:

Dark: *kidnaps and tortures me*
Later
Dark: I love you
Me: WEEEEELLLLL FUUUUUKKKK UUUUU YOU JUST KIDNAPPED ME AND USED ME AS A SLAVE AND THEN TORTURED ME AND HARASSED ME AND VLAH BLAH BALHA
Dark: uh
Me: AND THEN U FOOKIN THINK IM GONNA LOVE YOU AND LIKE KISS YOU AND BOI I UNDERSTAND TOU ARE ATTRACTIVE BUT YA GOTTA REALIZE
Dark: ....
Me: YOU FOOKIN ALMOST KILLED ME AND SENT ME INTO ANXIETY AND STRESS AND FEAR AND YOU THINK I LOVE YOU LJKE BOI