Weird Life [Completed]

Weird 19

Taehyungay: honey! Comfort me ):

Junglicious: what is it?

Taehyungay: Yoongi hyung put glue in my mouth and it took my about 4 hours to get the taste out! I could have died!!!

Junglicious: from what I heard is that you BANKRUPT him

Taehyungay: hey its also Jimin

Junglicious: wait, Jimin? What do you mean by Jimin?

Junglicious: I thought it was your friend Jin?

Taehyungay: ahahaha yes! Autocorrect corrected it to Jimin instead of Jin! I really hate autocorrect yea know?

Junglicious: okay....are you sure?

Taehyungay: of course!

Junglicious: hmmmmm

Junglicious: okay

Taehyungay: anyways, how was your day, Kookie?

Junglicious: pretty good since you were out with Yoongi and your FRIEND JIN

Taehyungay: that's pretty mean ):

Junglicious: oh shush

Taehyungay: whut ai minie

Junglicious: *what a meanie

Taehyungay: thets annyeoing

Junglicious: *that's annoying

Taehyungay: I swear correct me again this mariage will drop!

Junglicious: *marriage

Taehyungay: Over! Overrrrrrrre

Junglicious: *over

Taehyungay: why?

Junglicious: cause I'm just happy our "marriage" is over now 😊

Taehyungay: but we have only been married for 2 or 3 dayssss

Junglicious: seriously, learn how to spell...*days

Taehyungay: omfggggggg

Junglicious: I shall shrug at your suffering *shrugs*

Taehyungay: I came here for comfort and what I got is suffering

Taehyungay: I have suffered so much today

Junglicious: fine I'll go comfort you

Taehyungay: (((:

Junglicious: its gonna get better tomorrow! The  bad will go away eventually, Taetae.

Taehyungay: ahhhhhhh nice words Kookie

Junglicious: okay, go shut up and adiós

Taehyungay: when will you love me?

Junglicious: when you buy me an ironman figurine

Taehyungay: pssht that's easy

Junglicious: oh yea? How ya gonna deliver to my house?

Taehyungay: dang ittttttt

Junglicious: yeah, that's what I thought

Taehyungay: we'll meet under a cherry blossom tree and day! Its gonna be very special!

Junglicious: Jimin and I met like that

Taehyungay: I know you guys met like that but I'll make mine verrrrry special!!!!

Junglicious:  how?

Taehyungay: you'll seeeee  how special it is!!! We! we're meant to be

Junglicious: we were meant to be not taking to each other

Taehyungay: betch

Junglicious: yea, I'm going to the BEACH tomorrow with Yoongi and Jimin

Taehyungay: holy cow... Can I go?

Junglicious: no

Taehyungay: stingy

Junglicious: yea whatever

Taehyungay: okay bye!

Junglicious: bye?

(Why did he suddenly said good bye? That was weird. I thought he would try more to convince me to stay, like the usual. - Jungkook)

(I got a plan, I need to talk to Jimin quickly! Hahahaha - Taehyung)