Weird Life [Completed]

Weird 16

Taehyungay: honey!

Junglicious: I'm not even gonna complain anymore

Taehyungay: that's good (:

Junglicious: so what is it this time?

Taehyungay: I'll be gone today! I'll be hanging out with Yoongi  and  Jin!

Junglicious: uhhhh okay? Who's Jin?

Taehyungay:  My friend

Junglicious: okaaaaaay

Junglicious: you seem off

Taehyungay: me? Off? Nahhhh

Junglicious: are you sure?

Taehyungay: of course! No need to worry about anything honey

Junglicious: who said I was worried?

Taehyungay: Me! •U•

Junglicious: I'm so done with you

Taehyungay: already? But we just got married •n•

Junglicious: the hecccccck

Junglicious: I never recalled marrying a weirdo

Taehyungay: I can't believe you don't remember our wedding )':

Junglicious: I think its good that I don't remember ANYTHING then

Taehyungay: but I'm such a loving husband! My wife why are you leaving me? )':

Junglicious: woah...who said I was the wife?

Taehyungay: I, of course

Junglicious: you...jwdndbdickaksksentheadsnpiecejsnssofnsnsnshitnsndnd

Taehyungay: I can see the hidden words you put, thanks

Junglicious: you're welcome

Junglicious: now go away, I wanna sleep

Taehyungay: I see Yoongi's sleeping sickness has spread to you

Junglicious: no it hasn't...

Junglicious: YOU SLEEP TOO

Taehyungay: but honey •n•

Junglicious: not buts

Taehyungay: okay...good bye (:

Junglicious: yea good bye ✌

(Yup, definitely a wife. Wait, no. That shouldn't matter in a relationship!  We're both clearly daddy material -Taehyung)