Signs as annoying crap

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Aries: Stubbing your toe 
Taurus: That one friend who's always an hour late to do anything 
Gemini: Chicken you were about to eat but then you realize it went bad 
Cancer: A hangnail with a cut underneath it  Leo: Drunk kids on Twitter 
Virgo: When weird family members start touching your hair 
Libra: Those people who borrow your money and don't ever pay you back 
Scorpio: Nickelback 
Sagittarius: White boys who scream like Neanderthals in the middle of the hallway  Capricorn: "How are your grades?" 
Aquarius: Not being texted back 
Pisces: Your sock slipping off your foot inside your shoe

A/N Just thinking about these things, makes me
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