zodiac signs

Signs as life mottos

Aries: Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you. 

Taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that". 

Gemini: Don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much. 

Cancer: Never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel. 

Leo: Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life. Don't let the bad eyebrow bitches control you 

Virgo: Why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000. 

Libra: Everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions. 

Scorpio: Why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies. 

Sagittarius: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be. 

Capricorn: Sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal. 

Aquarius: Maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed. 

Pisces: Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie.

A/N I like mine a lot and I Like Sagittarius' because I'm going to make a huge decision soon 😂.