I'm coming pretty close to memorizing this tag.
1. You used to call me on my flip phone
2. I have 3 girlfriends........... I'm kidding.
3. I was born in 2010............ I'm still kidding.
4. My only friend is my mom
5. THE NOOSE SONG!
6. Being locked in a room with a man that suffers from gigantism while a bomb is ticking
7. 86
8. I study edgy 12 year olds
9. Dogging
10. No.