Scene 1 (Skip in the subject of Anxiety is triggering.)
(I shook it up people who so the anxiety thing)
Nathan: Anxiety it like...........
Lori: playing a horror game.
Levi: But it's you're head and
Nathan : The monsters trying to kill you don't exist.
Lori: But you just know they have to be there.
Levi: But they aren't.
Nathan: So you flip out-
Lori: For no-
Levi: Reason at all.
Scene 2
Penny: *seen and heard so many things about Halifax being in NS, NB, and not existing at all* *stereotypes and confusion are confusing*.............................................................................
Nathan: *walks by* *freezes*................. *looks back*........... Penny??
Penny: TT^TT Where am I??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cri*
Nathan: *so very confused* You're at my house, love........
Penny: But whereeeeeeeeeeee???????????????? TTATT
Nathan: .................Uhm-
Scene 3
Nathan: How Stereotypes portray Manitoba, Nova Scotia, and PEI.
Nathan: First, to show Nova Scotia, will be Louis-
Louis: =w=""""""""""""" *wearing a kilt, has his fittle in one hand, a bottle of whiskey in the other*
Nathan: *trying not to laugh* Stereotypes say that Nova Scotians consist of lazy college students that are drunkards, fishers, and fiddlers. They also say that Nova Scotians are hard to understand and are loud and like to party. They also say that Nova Scotians walk around in kilts.......... and that they're messy and are all in debt. And they're too high to give a crap about anything. Oh, and they're unaware of their own existence. OH! Almost forgot the Trailer Park Boys and bad driving.
Louis: *proceeds to down the whisky* *throws the bottle at the wall* AHAHAAHAHAHHAA *BUNCHA GAELIC PHRASES CAUSE ADMIN IS LAZY* *then plays fiddle very loudly* *hating his life at the moment* TWT
Nathan: Now to Prince Eduard Island.
Parker: Oh no.
Nathan: This will be acted out by Parker cause Liam fits most of them so it wouldn't be fun...
Parker: *sadly in a farmer's outfit aka old overalls, boots, and a plaid shirt topped with a straw hat...... His hair is a pony tail*..................
Nathan: *SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT* Okay okay okay........ So Prince Eduard Island is apparently full od potato farmers and are oddly over optimistic as well as cheery. They're also deemed to be gentle and quiet--
Parker: Kill me.
Nathan *ignore~*-- They're also posed as adorable and pretty slow to catch onto things.
Parker: *ssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* ........Hi!.... I'm Parker! I farm potatoes for a living! Wanna be my f-friend?? Just look on the -oh my- Bright side!................................
Nathan: That was disappointing.
Parker: SHUT IT
Nathan: mean. Last is Manitoba. Played by-- OMF
Mason: *there in a ballerina costume* =_=""""""""""""""'
Nathan: *cOUGH* Anyway...... Manitoba is portrayed as hard working but quite boring. Many people forget about him......... And they also portray him as very rude, cold, cheap, and alcoholic... But then they're great at......ballet?
Mason: .............................................................*Mason is being Mason*
Nathan: Okay..... That's it~ You're narrator issss out.
