This is just... characters that I think of so......... yeah. Random Order
Blaise: What if milk was clear? Would black coffee always be black coffee? Would cheese be transparent too or would it be translucent? What if someone who was allergic to milk drank milk while thinking is was water and died?? Would they color milk after that? What color would it be?? Pink? Pink's a nice color. My hair is pink. Like my papa's~ And my favorite sweater. Why are sweaters called sweaters? *goes on and on*
Gavin: *a bit delusional when too tired* What if kisses were called face battles........? *probably goes and slams into Travis' room* TRAVIS I CHALLANGE YOU TO A FACE BATTLE!!!!! >:D
Logan: What if Mario and Luigi were secret lovers but Mario is dating Peach just to hide the fact that he loves his brother more than her. AND TELL ME WHY BOWZER'S KIDS THINK PEACH IS THEY'RE MOM. LIKE. IS THERE SOMETHING GOIN ONNNNN?????
Grant: *pissed when pushed passed tired limit* One day, I'm going to find the leader of those people that hunt me down, put a muzzle on them and put them in a cage just so they know how it feels like. Then. I'm going to murder everyone they love. In front of them. And watch the horrified look on their face. When they realized that they f****ed up.
Oliver: Seriously though. Like. What if Cinderella was a baking maid instead of a house maid?? What would her name be then?? Mozzarella???
Parker: The stars are bright tonight. Pretty relaxing. But also depressing. Strange, isn't it? But the moonlight and the stars remind me of hope and dreams. And I find it sad because it reminds me of hope and dreams crushed as well. Not everyone can be happy. I know that.
Ella: What if we can't see Trix as shapes anymore because Trix are for kids???
Lucas: Why are two of my uncles extremely cheerful, one logical, and one pissed at the world? Then, why are my dads so f***ed in the head? Then again. I guess I am too. Hell, if I had kids, I'd abandon them too, I'm pretty sure. Hence why I don't necessarily hate my parents. I'm just like them, I realized. Wow. I'm someone that my siblings hate.
Claire: So like. Why do people say that something's "The bee's knees" or whatever. Do bees have sexy kneecaps?? Do they even /have/ knees?? Like. I don't understand. Wait. According to the Bee Movie, they do but...in there they talk and this lady falls in love with a bee... like. wtf? Ew. Honey. He ain't boyfriend material. But then again how would I know lol I'm as gay as they get.
