This is like. What my child characters are adults...
Yep...
Scenario One
Crater: You know how you see someone and like. Your heart skips a beat?
Xavier: No. Does that happen to you?
Carter: Sometimes when I see (insert Ex's name) it does.
Xavier: ....That called arrhythmia. You're dying. You should see a doctor.
Carter: --wait what?
Xavier: I'll speak at your funeral *walks away*
Carter: WAIT WHAT.
Scenario Two
Sawyer: When's the last time you've been in a relationship?
Owen:.......uh......... lost count of the months.
Sawyer: Oh...sorry....
Owen: Naw man it's cool. I love being single~ You can bed who you want when you want.
Sawyer: . . .
Owen: Last time I got in a relationship, she put me on a curfew. A CURFEW. Like. I'd rather stay at the club til it closes, get drunk, and do stupid s*** all night. Not stay home and watch like. Real house wives.
Sawyer: Good point.....
Owen: Plus then she wants to go to like. Expensive places. I don't have that kinda money. And I'm not one to let the chick pay so.
Sawyer: Don't you like. Ever wanna settle down or something?
Owen: Sawyer. My dude. Have you /met/ me?
Sawyer: Good point.....
Owen: On that note. You need to loosen up~ *drags Sawyer to the bar*.
Sawyer: I have /work/ to do you know.
Owen:........ *rolls eyes and taps random cute Girl's shoulder*
Girl: *turns* Hm?
Owen: Haaaaave ya met Sawyer? *judges Sawyer* *leaves*
Sawyer: Um--
Scenario Three
Carter: You're so boringgggggggg *whine*
Xavier: Stop acting like a child. -_-
Carter: Stop acting like an old man then.
Xavier: I act my age.
Carter: HA You don't act twenty five you act FIFTY.
Xavier: At least I don't act like a six year old.
Carter: At least I don't have a stick up my a**
Xavier: -right now.
Carter:.......
Xavier: =w="..... Gotcha.
Cater: YBSJFKAKFKKS UGGGGGGHHHHHH
