Scene One
Guillaume: You know. When people come to France, they always expect Adam.
Blaise: What?
Guillaume: I mean look at the guy. Fair hair and blue eyes. He's charming nice. He cooks well. He's kinda of a flirt. And he's pretty hot. He's all about love and stuff. He's the guy who helps the old lady across the street
Blaise: And....?
Guillaume: They end up with Raphaël.
Blaise:....
Guillaume: Raphael is looks dead inside. Like come on the guy has dark circles under his eyes. Sure, he cooks well but his isn't really one to share. To him, flirting is extremely overated. Before he started dating Julius, he thought love was a joke. He slouches and looks kinda unruly. And come one, he'd be the guy the push the old lady do because she's making him late for a reservation at the café.
Blaise: That's true.
Guillaume: That's why a lot of French People hate Paris and we have a literal mental syndrome named after the city.
Blaise: You're talking like we aren't Paris.
Guillaume: I mean. What do we actually represent. Perversions and meekness?
Blaise:.....
Guillaume: Exactly.
Scene Two
Mach: You know an easy way to trigger the first player GA?
Jessica:.... Give her Pepsi?
Mach: Other than that.
Jessica: Say sports are dumb?
Mach: That is true but I'm not thinking of that
Jessica: I'm pretty sure calling her a "Mummy's girl" gets her her angry too.
Mach: /Naw./
Jessica: Last time someone said that, she was madder than a wet hen.
Mach: -w- Anything else?
Jessica: uhhhhhhh Mention the Falcons.
Mach: That does piss her off but she doesn't let it show cause it's her kid's team.
Jessica: But that just doesn't let him realize that his team sucks.
Mach:....I....I have no words.
Jessica: Was that mean?
Mach:...
Jessica: That was mean I'm sorry.
Mach: *sighhh* Just guess again.
Jessica:.... uhhhh..... OH The governor scandal.
Mach: Ding ding.
Jessica: Why?
Mach: I kinda just thought of it. *shrug*
Jessica: -_-
Scene Three
Levi: *running from the basement yelling swears*
Oliver: Yo my queer musketeer what's up?
Levi: gRANT'S CHAINS BROKE.
Oliver: Oh that sucks.
Levi: I swear to go- Oliver a /feral GRANT/ is loose without a way to keep him in the f***ing BASEMENT.
Oliver: What about the cage.
Levi:thAT ONLY WORKS FOR CHRIS GOD D*** IT
Oliver: It seems as though we're in a pickle.
Levi: =A= I swear the only level headed one here right now is Evan *runs off*
Oliver: Good luck.
(fun stuff. If you're up for it is can be an rp)
