Person 1: Dude, I want that drunk!
Person 2: You took my parakeet and threw it at my piggy bank yelling, "ANGRY BIRDS!"
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Person 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Person 2: You were swimming in my pool saying you were 'Trying to find Nemo.'
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Person 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Person 2: You put on your mom's red shoes, picked up my dog and started skipping around the house singing, "We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
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Person 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Person 2: You threw my hamster on the ground and yelled, "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!"
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Person 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Person 2: You gave a mushroom to a midget and said, "GROW MARIO GROW!"
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Person 1: Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Person 2: You ran infront of my little sister and yelled, "I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!"
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