Hi! I saw this comment on YouTube and I thought that just should share it with you to...Brighten your day or scar you for life...
'Sometimes I visciously cut my penis until its hanging by a thread. Then go onto my front porch and try and chuck it into my neighbor's eye. I then retrieve it and sew it back on. I do this 4 or 5 times on a daily basis'
Have fun trying to sleep! But seriously, I can't sleep now...
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RandomJust a book of random stuff. Quotes/Lyrics/Funny Things/anything really! Enjoy! :) ~~ These are not mine! I get them from mainly Google, but also from Tumblr, Pinterest, and We Heart It.
