"Why is there a two headed lizard?!"
My eyes widened and I jumped back at the weirdest thing that was right in front of me.
Taehyung had unlocked the front door of his house and left it wide open as he went back into the car since he left his phone. I, on the other hand, brought over the oranges to Jin but got startled when Hoseok screamed.
I quickly rushed into the living room to see Yoongi squatting by the table with Jimin peering over his shoulder, Namjoon looking up from his phone, and Hoseok curled up on the couch.
"Why is that here?! Get it out!" He cried.
Yoongi grabbed a magazine on the coffee table and I watched as his fingers rolled it up slowly.
He bit his lip and poked at the thing in front of him but it didn't help at all because Hoseok shrieked even louder.
"It's coming towards Namjoon and I! Why are two lizards even stuck together?!"
Hoseok grabbed Namjoon to shield him and Taehyung ran back into the house.
"What's going on?" Eyes popping out of their sockets, he raised his hands and looked at his Hyungs.
"Tae, you left the door open and these lizards came in," Namjoon winced at the painful grip on his arm.
"Why is one even biting the other's head?" Jimin said out loud and looked at Yoongi.
"Ohhhhh. Lizards do that when they mate. Kinky, am I right?" Taehyung winked in my direction.
"How do you even know this?" Jin popped up from behind me and walked over to the two lizards.
"There's too many of them during this season, so I looked it up one time when I was really bored," he shrugged and went in the kitchen.
"But... Why?" Jimin scrunched up his nose.
"Because," Taehyung said while walking back into the living room, and began to stroke his chin with his fingers, "It's a way to show how suitable the male lizard is for the female by using his dominance."
"That's so bizarre," Jimin shook his head.
"Yeah. But you're pretty bizarre too, Chim," Taehyung grinned and stuck his tongue out.
Jimin rolled his eyes, but still paid attention to the lizards that were still stuck together.
"Go get me the dustpan," Taehyung shooed Jin off.
Jin went out of the living room and came back a minute later with the black metal dustpan. He handed it over to Taehyung and gave him a weirded out look.
"What are you going to do with it?" He raised an eyebrow.
Taehyung sighed, "You'll see, my queen."
Taehyung walked over to the lizards and grabbed the rolled up magazine from Yoongi.
He crouched down and poked at the lizards so that they would hop onto the dustpan. When they did, he stood up and purposely pretended to drop it in front of Hoseok's face.
"I swear to god, Kim Taehyung. If you drop it on me, I will burn all of your Gucci shit!" Hoseok screeched.
"Chill, I'm just gonna take it outside," he said and mumbled something about his precious Gucci wallet.
He walked around carefully and slowly approached the door.
"Goodbye lizards! Don't have too much fun making babies," Taehyung said before setting them free.
