plantboy: hey dan!
plantboy: oh wait, i should probably change my name
plantboy changed his name to phil
phil: that's better lol
spaceboy changed his name to dan
dan: hey phil!
phil: i have a question, can i have a picture of you?
dan: nah, i'm too ugly for pictures
phil: awe, i bet you're pretty, no homo
dan: i bet you're pretty hot, no homo
phil: nah, i'm really not, i'm a trash bag
dan: no you're not, i bet you're really cute and get all the girls, no homo
phil: you're strait, right?
dan: yeah why?
phil: no reason, i'm strait too
dan: yeah cool
dan: i gotta go, sorry phil
phil: awe okay, bye danny ):
dan: bye philly ):
dan logged off kik
dan threw down his phone, sighing heavily.
why couldn't he just tell anyone that he liked boys?
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cheater-phan
Fanfiction"cheater, cheater, you're the cheater, and he's the weeper" ©︎spookytylerdun
