a/n: why am i updating this so much omf-
dan: hey
phil: dan!
dan: that's my name
phil: i was so fucking worried about you asdkisbqks
dan: i'm back bitch
phil: i'm not a bitch
dan: i know
phil: so why'd you call me one?
dan: idk
phil: where'd you go? it's been like 2 weeks
dan: hospital
phil: what omfg
dan: yeah, this kid broke my leg and fractured my ribs
phil: holy fucking shit, give me their address so i can kill them
dan: lol thanks mate
phil: where do you live btw?
dan: manchester
phil: ugh you're like 3 hours away
dan: you?
phil: lancashire
dan: oh
phil: yeah
dan: hey phil?
phil: yes?
dan: ya know how you said you wanted to see my face?
phil: wait
dan: yep
phil: omg tysm
dan: here, don't barf please
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phil: HOLY FUCKING HELL
dan: am i that ugly?
phil: WTF NO YOURE SO HOT OMG NABJAPQBWHSOWVEKSL NO HOMO THO
dan: no im gross
dan: i wanna see you tho plz
phil: ugh fine, but i'm ugly
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dan: DAMN I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA BE DOING AT 1 AM
phil: what
dan: do you not know what masterbating is??
phil: oh wait shit nevermind
dan: but seriously, you're hot as fuck no homo
phil: you literally just said you were gonna jack off to a picture of me and 1 AM, and now you're saying no homo?
dan: um, hey phil?
phil: um, yes dan?
dan, i'm gay...
phil: and i'm bi, nice to meet you
dan: oml we could date
phil: you're only 18, i'm 23
dan: and?
phil: wait dan it's almost 12 AM lol
dan: we've been talking for like 2 hours
phil: wow, i should sleep
dan: okay goodnight philly, sweet dreams
phil: aren't you gonna sleep?
dan: didn't i say i was gonna masterbate to you at 1 AM?
phil: oh...yeah, tmi dan
dan: eh whatever
phil: goodnight danny
dan: night philly
phil has logged off kik
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cheater-phan
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