sergio : question
me : what
sergio : who were you originally sending nudes to, to accidentally get their name mixed up with mine
me : this guy i've been talking to, his name is also sergio. i was pissed last time and didn't notice the previous messages
sergio : oh
me : and do you mind not sending me texts i'm currently at the dinner table with my family
sergio : say hi to your brother for me
me : no bye
i lock my phone, hiding it on my lap, looking at my brother opposite who is glaring at me.
'what?' i say looking at him.
'who were you texting?' he asks.
'no one.' i say putting my napkin on my lap.
'cami, i've known you for twenty five years, i know when you're talking to a man. you still have the same stupid facial expression from when you were fourteen.' he says raising an eyebrow.
'alright fine. it's sergio, you know that guy i've been on a few dates with.' i say rolling my eyes. i wasn't exactly lying, it was sergio but not the same sergio.
'you're going to have to introduce me to this sergio. i hear all talk but i've never ever seen him.
'every time i've had a boyfriend you've always been that annoying big brother that shows him my baby pictures or tells him embarrassing stories about me.' i say rolling my eyes as he grins.
'you've only had three boyfriends.'
'your point is?'
'can you both be quiet, you're both adults.' says our madre sighing.
'sorry mamá.' i say looking down.
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sergio : you should come to madrid one day
me : and why would i want to do that?
sergio : to come and see me
me : lmao good one ramos
sergio : but for real you should come
me : i would rather not
sergio : why
me : because i was born and bred in barcelona, my brother is a barcelona player
me : and you're a real madrid player, our arch rivals
me : thanks for the offer but i would rather drink bleach
sergio : damn mila that was harsh
me : it was me speaking the truth
sergio : anyways do you want to do 21 questions
