SANITY -

Naru Neko & Sasukes "Fuck"

"Hey you awake?" I lean over the bed and pull naruto hair a bit

"Hnnn...." he moans and rolls over

"Naruuuu." I whisper in his ear

"Nnnn, not there sasuke, fufufu, Its hurt. Not just your fingers!" He rolls over, "not so hard."

I grabbed my face, im gonna ignore your sex dream for now, but believe you will get it later. "Naruto!" I yell

He jumps out of his sleep, bright red and stares into space.

"Whatcha dream about?" I ask and laugh a bit

"Nothin." He snaps back, "why did you wake me up?"

"Ah!" I jump up remembering the package that came in, "i ordered cat cosplay." I cut open the box and Naruto peeks over my shoulder

"Wait...!" He yells blushing "i have to wear that?!"

I nod as he grabs the box and walks into the bedroom. I slowly follow after him and peek into the room. He throws his boxer at me before slamming the door.

"Hurry Naruuuu!" I yell growing impatient

"Wait. I dont think i have it on right?" He calls back

"Let me help you." I reply and open the door

"Wait-

I stare at Naruto who has black cat eats on, holding his tail in his mouth, whiskers poking out and cat paws on his hands.

"Fuck."

"Sasuke." Naruto says and backs away

"Fuck."

"Sasuke!!" He says and backs into the wall

"Fuckkkkkkk."

I yell and pick him up and carry him to the bed and take off the black shirt and shorts.

"Why did you make me dress up to take it off." He whines

I glance at him, red faces holding his paw over his face. He looked like a real cat. "I cant." I sigh and get off of him

"Can what?"he asks and gets up

"Fuck."

"Why?" He tilts his head to the side

"Because you look like a real cat!" He smiles a bit but holds his paw over his face, "i feel like im doing something illegal."

"If im your partner in crime, then thats okay, right?" He asks and pushes me on the bed and straddles me

"Uh...."

"I dont have to be a cat, but Naru Neko feels so much sexier."

"Fuck." I yell as i pin him down and kiss his neck.

He laughs and i kiss his stomach turning his laugh to a moan. His hands find there way to my hair and i slide of the black boxers.

"Condom...." i trail off searching around the bed

"Sasuke...." naruto pouts

"Hm?"

"Animals dont use condoms." He smiles and pulls me onto him and kisses me

"FUCKKKKK!" i yell as i shove myself into him.

I watch as Naruto limps over to the window throwing the cat suit out. "Why!" I cry

He glares at me and throws himself in the bed, "fuck you and your ass cat cosplay!"

"Oh Sasuke. Not there, sasuke.!" I mock his dream from earlier. His face goes red and he throws a pillow at me.

"Suck a dick."

I walk over to him and grab his waist.

"Wait not mine!! Sasuke!"