Toriel walks out of the kitchen and walks up to Sans. Sans looked at her.
"I have made a lemon pie. Enjoy it!" Toriel said as he handed him a slice of her lemon pie.
Sans smirked and threw the pie at her face. "Fuck your pie! Your cooking is awful."
Toriel smeared some of the pie of her face and licked it. Her eyes widen in horror and she gagged.
"Fuck. You're right." She said as she walked back into the kitchen.
"Damn right I am." Sans chuckled.
Toriel walked back in with the entire pie in her hands. "You're still going to fucking eat it!" She shouted as she ran up to him.
"Oh Fuck this shit! I'm out!" he yelled as he teleported away.
XD if you want to see a ship get rekt, then comment one below.
