@Kestellbailey: I dare dare Adam to eat Smile Dip in front of Portal, and then here's a question- what would you do if you saw Obama twerking at McDonald's?
Me~ Everyone knows what we'd do.
*everyone says their reaction at the same time*
Me~ Adam, you're gonna share that Smile Dip, right?
Adam~ No. *eats one bite of Smile Dip* Blech! *spits it out* How can you possible be obsessed with this?!?!
Me~ *takes the rest of the bag* Because I believe. *eats it with a serious face*
Adam~ Minecraftian1213! You need to punish Portal! SHE'S EATING SMILE DIP!!!!!
Me~ YOU DON'T NEED TO DO NOTHING!!!
