Some person: Have you ever done a sport before?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Funny joke.
Believe me, I'm the laziest person in the world. Don't get me wrong. Being in gym at school was pure torture. I hate being athletic. Sure, there are the pros and cons of the stuff.
Some pros of being lazy:
1)Don't try
2)Being a couch potato
3)I'm too lazy to list the third one
Some cons of being lazy:
1)Those super athletic popular people seem to know that they're better at it.
2)That's
3)It
So yeah, when someone asks me if I play a sport, I laugh, wipe the tear from my eye, say it's a funny joke, and then walk away.
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