Umm i need dares...

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Me: guys...whats an ask book without dares?
Cory: IF THERE ARE NO DARES THEN FR-
Me: hush now Cory you'll wake up Pizona
Nick: Who.is.That? Sounds like a dumb-
*my neck turns backwards and looks at Nick*
Me: ...
Tommy: you should see a doctor...
Uni: yeah you shou-
Cory: wait...PiZoNa???
Me:Cory don't interrupt your crush, its rude, but yes, Pizona.
Cory: °//////°
Cory: I-I said- l-l-lets not talk-
Nick: what about Pizona?
Me:Pizza is my Cru-
Me: anyways he is my crush and he is a.slice of pizza-
Uni: A-A slice of...PIZZA!?!?!? XD
Me: Now because im bored...
*shoves Ashlie and Dawns heads together and that makes them kiss*
Ashlie: °-°
Dawn: °-°
*they both faint and their faces are dark red*
Me: yaaas
Nick and Tommy: pffFFFTTT AHAHAHAHAHA
Me: You asked for it from laughing, Nick, Tommy 7 minutes in heaven next chapter-
Tommy: N-Nu Uh!!
Nick: N-N-NO!!
*their both blushing*
Both of them: W-W-Were just FRIENDS!!!
Me: right, uh-huh, says the people who made out in a closet-
Nick: THAT WAS A DARE!!!
Me: anyways that's all for today, leave asks or dares in the comments, ba-bai-
*cops knock on the shed door*
Me: QUICK SAY BYE
Cory: Bye Gu-
Uni: By-
Tommy: See y-
Nick: BYYYYYYE-
Dawn: bye-
Ashlie: BAAAAAAAAI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI GUUUUUUUYS!!!
*stabs all of the cops and is covered in blood and puts the blood in a strawberry jam jar*
*Nick pukes*
Tommy: NICK YOU OK???
Nick: yesterday i made toast and put that jam on it...i thought it was bad so i threw it away...but i took a bite...
Tommy: °~°
*Tommy helps nick and nick leams on his shoulder while tommy brings him to his room*
Me: awww, love birds!
(Sorry i can't highlight or anything im on my phone and i usually write become i edit and that's hard on the phone)

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