Ask or Dare the Newscapecrew

New Person!!!- FIRST DARE

Me: HALLELUJAH

*Tommy eats a slice of pizza*

Me: W-why you cruel monster...this was the best day of my life...

Tommy: what did I do?

Me: WHAT DID YOU DO??? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

Tommy: ....what did I do?...

Me: YOU ATE MY CRUSH AND I CAN'T STAB YOU FOR IT CAUSE WE GOT A DARE!

Tommy: Wait...when did I eat your crush?

Me: Just now ;-;

Nick: Wait, dare???

Me: Yes, we also have a new person

JonJon: Who is it

Me: you'll see...my poor crush, you bit his head off Tom-

*There is a knock on the door*

Kelly: Hello?

Me: Hey Kelly!

Kelly: Hey Kina...um...nice....shed?...

(our shed, but a bit bigger XD)

Me: Thank you, Thank you, you can sleep in the guest corner since there is no bedroom

Uni: FINALLY SOMEONE TO FREE US

Kelly: umm...

Me: Don't worry I just kidnapped them, I also need to plan a funeral later...

Kelly: For who?

Me: My crush...

Kelly: What happened?

Me: Tommy literally ate his head off in front of me, the most dreadful sight ever ;-;

Kelly: Oh...

Me: NOW TO TEAM EVERYONE UP...hmmm...ok...

Dawn: Team up for what?

Me: Dawn and Ashlie, Nick and Tommy, Cory and Uni, JonJon and the random stalker in the window, and me and Kelly

Cory: Wait what

*The Random Stalker smiles and waves*

???: I'LL JOIN

JonJon: JONJON GET THE STALKER YAAAaaaaay???

Me: Ok Nerf battle, get shot 3 times your out, you may dodge and take each other bullets and guns, knives sadly not allowed,

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~time skip brought to you by the power of ships!!!~

*everyone but me, Kelly, JonJon, and the random stalker guy comes in with about 50 nerf bullets on them*

Nick: ....how...

Tommy: I STILL SHRED

Nick: yes you do still shred tommy

*me and Kelly come in squealing for our ship with not a single bullet on us*

*JonJon comes in with a knife stab on his arm*

Dawn: I thought you said no knives ...wait what is your name???

Me: First of all, it wasn't me second of all, you will never know-

Kelly: Her name is Kina

*sigh/ cry*

Kina: ITS TIME FOR THE FUNERAL

*At the funeral*

Kina: My poor Crush, let your soul forever rest...

Kina: and now some blood from the murderer to let you rest in peace...

Tommy: wait what

*stabs Tommy and collects his blood in a little bottle*

Tommy: OW WHAT THE HECK ITS JUST A SLICE OF PI-

*stares at Tommy and her eyes turn bloody red*

Kina: ...what...did...you...say...

Tommy: u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh nothing

*tommy is now hiding behind nick*

*eyes are no longer bloody-red colored*

*puts blood on top of the ground where the pizza slice is buried*

Kina: That's all for this chapter, please leave asks or dares in the comments, also check out Kelly, who is @BountyHunter_Kelly

Rest in Peace My crush who I never gave a name ;-;