A/N Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Time for a much needed update to this very very prolonged story.I ahev imrpoved quite a lot since then and you will in fact enjoy the outcome. It will undoubtedly be much funnier and much more grammatically correct xD I dont even understand why you guys like it O.O its really stupid C: anyway here you go Merry Birthday Salvawhores CLICK THE VOTE BUTTON YOU KNOW YOU WANT THAT SEXY BUTTON
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Stefan hurried through the door, gasping. "RAYMOND?!?" Raymond Salami was sitting comfortably on his favorite loveseat, with his signature drink. Apple juice and vodka minus the vodka.
"Yes, oh sweet, retarded brother of mine?" Stefan pouted, crossing his arms.
"I'm not thstupid.." He sat down and continued.
"Have you met Fiona?" Raymond thought for a moment.
"You mean the teenage girl we are supposed to have a complicated and technically illegal love triangle with?" Stefan nodded, eyes wide.
"Nope. never." Stefan sighed. "Well she hit me today. I think we're in love now."
Raymond frowned. "In love with your mom.."
"WE HAVE THE SAME MOM!"
"I KNOW!!!!"
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