Dear Diary,
Today My Uncle Alric asked me to take out the garbage..
.Is it bad when you feel something in the hefty bag move?
I set down my pencil and sighed, looking at the mirror to check for pimples.
"Fiona! Get your lazy ass out here!" My uncle Alric screamed.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaah!" I called back, throwing my teddy, Dracula art the mirror.
Crack!
Who knew a teddy bear could break a mirror?
Or maybe it was my face...
I stared at the mirror for a moment in awe,
"Fiona..if you dont get in here this instant I will burn all of your Twilight Merchandise!!!!!"
HOW DARE HE?!? i thought, running downstairs.
Uncle Alric stared at me scornfully,. then said
"Go make me some waffles..."
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