Vampires Read My Diary! (no longer on hold!!!)

5 Itch Cream

I screamed at the top of my lungs, latching onto my Uncle Alric's Ankle.

"Nooooooooooooooo Dont make me goo!" I pleaded, in NosePick Falls High school Parking lot

"Fiona...I stepped in dog Feces as I was walking through the parking lot.." Uncle ALric said with a laugh.

"Uuugh!" I exclaimed, jumping up from my knees and bscking away, checking my arms for dog poo. He laughed louder.

"You liar!" I screamed. He grinned at me and took a run for it, towards the car.

"Dont leave me!!" I screamed, I stuck out my bottom lip. I glared as he did a Donu on the asphalt, then screamed out of the window.

"FIONA DONT FORGET TO USE YOUR ITC CREAM! USE PROTECTION! AND STAY OFF CRACK!"

He Hightailed it out of thje parking lot

Great He makes me go to HIGHSCHOOL!

My life is so terrible...

"This one is for the boys with the boomin' system.

Top down, AC with the coolin' system

When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal

He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship." A deep voice sang out terribley behind me

i turned to see a some weird guy Doing the jerk by the school doors with an ipod in his ears. I covered mine and cringed.

"Stooop it!" He had brown hair and dark borwn eyes, with a face like a a pagan God

I drooled.

He sang like a Pelican having a heart attack, but he was nice to look at. He danced still, then sang out again.

"This one is for the boys in the polos ntrepeneur niggas in the moguls

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he dolo

And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then the panties comin' off, off, uh

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is

I am Steven Salami I mack them dudes up, back coupes up and chuck the duece up!"

I rolled my eyes and walked over to him, Cocking a hand back and slapping him across the face. He fell back against the wall with a sqeak.

He rubbed the spot where my hand had contacted with his face.

"Ouch..what was that for?" I laughed

"You sing terrible...I was trying to press the 'off' button."