(un)Expecting ➳ S.Stan

Ten; Group Chat

sebastidamn👅 has added pragnet🤰 to Everyone Be Cool👌

pragnet🤰

i take it this is the infamous

group text seb warned me about?

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you'd be right

i'm the best chris,

by the way

pragnet🤰

omg chris hemsworth???

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yeah, now i see why

valentina rivera would

willingly sleep with seb.

they're both SATAN.

pragnet🤰

i guess that means our

child will be the literal devil's spawn

america's sweetheart😇

i'm suddenly terrified

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is this her?

i'm tom!!!

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the better one of the avengers

and the one who's side you're

hopefully on

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i'm anthony!!!

the better olsen💋

you already know who i am😘

spidermom🕷

same here

pragnet🤰

as much as i love iron man

i think it'd be best if i didn't choose

sides. i'll remain a non-biased party.

megatron🤖

but we all know you're on

my side, deep in your heart

pragnet🤰

ssh

don't tell anyone

sebastidamn👅

you ain't slick

and i am HEARTBROKEN

pragnet🤰

awh poor baby😕

the better olsen💋

oh val btw

me and scar were planning on

lunch tomorrow? wanna join?

tell stefanie and olivia they're invited, too!

pragnet🤰

oh yes please!

i'll text them later and let you know!

birdbrain🦅

awh, look at the girls getting

along. if only they liked seb half

as much as they do valentina😉

pragnet🤰

i'm just loveable

now, who's going to fill me

in on all the inactive numbers

so i can put contact names to the

numbers and then faces

to the names.

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