Aries: "Something fast.... and red!"
Taurus: "A Volvo"
Gemini: "A car? You mean 2 cars!"
Cancer: "A minivan"
Leo: "A limo... with a chauffeur!"
Virgo: "An economic car. I will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone!"
Libra: "I love Chevy's. But Volkswagens are great too! And Audi's... Maybe I'll just ride with Virgo..."
Scorpio: "Something in a dark color, tinted windows, No one will know what's inside!"
Sagittarius: "What car? I'm on a plane right now."
Capricorn: "A Mercedes."
Aquarius: "I take buses and subways."
Pisces: "I have a... uhm... Oh I don't remember but it's parked... right over... uhm...."
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