Aries: Knocks you out with one punch
Taurus: *wild warrior chants*
Gemini: Just smacks you in the face until you go away
Cancer: *crying*
Leo: Makes the fight look like a UFC match
Virgo: Brutal kicks to the face
Libra: Brings all their friends to help them
Scorpio: *summons satan*
Sagittarius: "wait what are we doing again?"
Capricorn: Matrix Moves
Aquarius: Straight to the point
Pisces: Flirts their way out of the situation
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❁Zodiac Signs❁
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