❁Zodiac Signs❁

THE SIGNS AS PARENTS

Aries: I brought you into this world, and I'll take you right back out

Taurus: There are people STARVING and you're here whining about disliking CARROTS?!

Gemini: What ever you do... don't get caught... I didn't see anything

Cancer: IM STILL WAITING FOR A KISS GOODBYE

Leo: Somebody else make dinner. I do enough around here

Virgo: How was school? Just kidding, I called your teacher... I already know

Libra: But my feet are so tiiirreeedddd! Could you do the laundry for me? Pleassseeee?

Scorpio: Seems like you're... hiding something... don't worry.... I'll find out

Sagittarius: Ugh, do you have to come everywhere w/ me?

Capricorn: You wanna end up dead? Do that again.

Aquarius: What do you think people were like when it first rained? Like "OH CRAP THERE'S WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY?!"

Pisces: I saw something at the store that reminded me of you so I had to get it!