GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY!!
Aries: Who...?
Taurus: Uh,,,
Gemini: Heyy,, nice shoes
Cancer: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Leo: Mew? :33
Virgo: Dear, I must've forgotten!
Libra: Who is it I need to prank today? >:)
Scorpio: It certainly must be Gemini! But what do I know?
Sagittarius: I STRONGLY apologize for not knowing of such important day.
Capricorn: Aww.. Shit, sis! I don't know :(
Aquarius: I agree with Scorpio..
Pisces: The birthday kid must be so EXCITED!! :D
Me: Damn, you guys are hopeless.. And yes, it's a Gemini.
Scorpio: :)
Me: I'll give you a hint. She's a girl, and you're reading her book..
Everyone: ........
Cancer: Who?
Me: Fuck off!! *kicks him all the way to Mars*
Me: It's this gal!! 🎉 👏 🎂
Aries: Oh, happy birthday! 0u0 👏
Taurus: Uh,, h-happy birthday! 👏
Gemini: Happy birthday, zodiac buddy! 👏
Cancer: *shouts from Mars* IDGAF BUT HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!! 👏
Leo: Yayy!!! Happy Birthday, Aupurr!! :3 👏
Virgo: Happy birthday, Dear! *hugs* 👏
Libra: Happy happy birthday!! >:) 👏
Scorpio: Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday! And, yes I said that 8 times! 👏
Sagittarius: Happy birthday, Master! 👏
Capricorn: Have a motherfucking birthday miracle, Author sis! 👏
Aquarius: Happy birthday, my friend! 👏
Pisces: Happy EXCITING birthday! :D 👏
Me: Aww, thanks, you guys! I love you! Come here! *reaches arms out*
Everyone: *huuuuuugs!!*
