Finally [Johnlock]

Surprise

8:01: John, where are you? You were gone when I got up. SH

8:03: I'm just going to be out for the day. 

8:03: But I can't do anything without you. SH

8:04: How did you even survive when I was married to Mary?

8:04: I didn't, really. Remember, I got back into drugs. You rescued me from a crack den. SH

8:04: Oh, yes. How could I forget?

8:05: I'm not sure. How did you forget that? SH

8:05: Sarcasm, Sherlock.

8:06: It doesn't really come through in text. SH

8:17: So you're not married to Mary anymore? SH

8:19: What the hell makes you say that?

8:19: Well, you said "when I was married to Mary". It assumes you're talking about your marriage to Mary in the past tense, indicating that it's over. SH

8:20: I'm a widower. Of course I'm not married to Mary anymore. I wouldn't cheat on her.

8:20: But you did. SH

8:20: Way to put salt in an old wound, Sherlock.

8:20: With my sister. SH

8:22: Thank you for bringing that back up to me. In all fairness, you did walk around the city with your sister, too. You thought she was a hallucination. 

8:23: To be fair, she did trick both of us. Don't blame yourself for texting with her. Eurus was tricking you. SH

8:24: I will NEVER get over it Sherlock. It's something I'll always have to blame myself for. 

8:55: I love you, John. SH

8:57: I love you too, Sherlock. 

9:00: It's so boring here without you. SH

9:53: John. Please come back home. SH

10:02: Sherlock, I told you. I'm busy.

10:02: I miss you John. It's so boring here. SH

10:03: You can handle being alone for a day.

10:04: I technically CAN but I don't like it and don't wish to. SH

10:05: Mrs Hudson won't let me shoot the wall. How else am I supposed to cope with this boredom! SH

10:22: John, why aren't you responding to my texts? SH

10:46: What is more important than me? What are you prioritizing over my texts? SH

11:17: Is Rosie okay? Is it an emergency with her? SH

11:30: JOHN? HAVE YOU DIED? I'M CONCERNED FOR YOUR SAFETY. SH

11:35: Sherlock, I'm fine. Calm down. I'm just busy.

11:36: What are you busy with? SH

11:39: It's a surprise, Sherlock.

11:40: Who are you surprising? SH

11:43: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?

11:43: You're surprising me with something, aren't you? SH