𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✰ 𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘹 ✔

xander, dustin, and mitch

N I N E

"the infielders"
5:00 PM

x-man 🌬:
Hey guys, I saw Mookie chatting with Andrew and Jackie and I felt jealous

Since they're outfielders, we should have an infielders chat!!

dustbin 🚮:
Hey Xander, I don't mind us having a friendly chat, but remember that we have lives. 😁

bitch whoreland 🤓:
Okay but whoever came up with my name needs to change it now

dustbin 🚮:
It kinda fits you though

bitch whoreland 🤓:
Pedroia, I swear to God

You can roast Ortiz but you can't roast me dude

x-man 🌬:
Whoa guys no fighting!!!

dustbin 🚮:
don't tell me what to fucking do

x-man 🌬:

bitch whoreland 🤓:
get me out of this chat

x-man 🌬:
Mitch! Mi hermano! Give it a chance, dude, you'll enjoy it I promise

bitch whoreland 🤓:
I'll stay, but as long as you change my name. I know Pedroia did that. Somehow.

x-man 🌬:
yeah, dude, I made him admin

dustbin 🚮:
You can change your name now, Mitch

Mitch 👌:
There. That's better.

dustbin 🚮:
Okay I'm changing it

You're supposed to be clever, shithead

almost tim mcgraw 🇨🇱:
Okay, but why this?

dustbin 🚮:
cause your accent reminds me of Tim McGraw

x-man 🌬:
That's not even a Texas flag

That's the Chilean flag

Pedey, did you take geography?

dustbin 🚮:
Yes...like 20 fucking years ago 😂

I don't remember this shit

x-man 🌬:
well anyway

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
all right then

dustbin 🚮:
.....

x-man 🌬:
...

How's life

dustbin 🚮:
good. You?

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
allright

dustbin 🚮:
* alright

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
Excuse me?

dustbin 🚮:

x-man 🌬:
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

dustbin 🚮:
this is fucking great.

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
Dustin, I have problems with you

dustbin 🚮:
Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake

x-man 🌬:
YOU KNOW I LOVE TO GO THERE

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
This isn't a fight, Pedroia. This is shit you always start.

dustbin 🚮:
Bullshit.

almost tim mcgraw 🙇:
I don't care who you are, or how popular you are, but you don't faze me. At all.

dustbin 🚮:
Let me inform you who I AM to who YOU ARE. I've played in Boston for 11 years. You've played for a year here. Don't tell what to fucking do when I know what to fucking do.

You know, you're ruining this chat for Bogaerts with your petty shit. I'm taking you off, because I can't go a second without fighting with you.

And trust me, you do not want to mess with me.

dustbin 🚮 has removed almost tim mcgraw 🙇 from chat

x-man 🌬:
Whoa.

dustbin 🚮:
So, Xander, want to try me now?

x-man 🌬:
nah fam I'm good

dustbin 🚮:
that's what I thought.

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Surprise update! But this weekend I'll be out of town, so I won't be on too much this weekend.

- Reasie 😊