dustbin 🚮: Benintendi, I've told you time and time before, you are the future of the Red Sox.
baeintendi 😍: That means a lot to me, Dustin.
dustbin 🚮: But I'm not the exact guy you should be getting your major league advice from. I'm getting some backup.
dustbin 🚮 has added big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣ to the chat
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: PEEWEE
dustbin 🚮: It's Dustin.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: No. It's Peewee.
dustbin 🚮: MY FUCKING NAME IS DUSTIN
D U S T I N
baeintendi 😍: Something I learned in Legend School today: how to spell Dustin.
D-U-S-T-I-N. Dustin.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: I'm still not used to that.
dustbin 🚮: I mean, they never announced "Now batting, number 15, Peewee Pedroia."
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Now for real
What is this "Dustbin" shit
Change your name, boy
dustbin 🚮: I'm not changing my fucking name. I've actually grown to like it.
baeintendi 😍: Um? Hello?
dustbin 🚮: THANK YOU, ANDREW, FOR REMINDING US WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE.
David, Andrew needs some advice that will stick with him for the rest of his life.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Wait. Are you the kid who wore a regular white tee with the backwards hunting cap to my roast?
baeintendi 😍: .....
yes. That was me.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Well, why didn't you say so?
My man! You are the MVP!
dustbin 🚮: Wait...
What the hell...
baeintendi 😍: I'm gonna be an MVP!
If Big Papi says it, it must be true!
dustbin 🚮: Beni...this isn't a Disney movie. Nothing is guaranteed.
DAVID
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: What? The kid has potential!
dustbin 🚮: he does, but you can't just...assume things.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Dustin, let's assume this:
You cried at my roast.
baeintendi 😍: He's right. You don't get emotional, ever.
dustbin 🚮: I mean...
You're right
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Don't lie, Peewee Herman
baeintendi 😍: Beautiful 👏👏👏👏
Wait. Who's Peewee Herman?
dustbin 🚮:
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This freak of nature.
baeintendi 😍: Oh. That's disappointing.
I grew up with the Rugrats, dude.
dustbin 🚮: I grew up with Sesame Street, and GI Joe. Get with the program, Beni.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: When I was young, we didn't have a TV at my house. All I had were bottle caps and sticks.
(a/n: shoutout to tatyanamarie96 , she refreshed my memory on the bottle cap and sticks thing)
baeintendi 😍: such 👏 an 👏 inspirational 👏 story 👏
dustbin 🚮: Andrew, may I suggest not embarrassing yourself more than you already are.
baeintendi 😍: hustle 💦 hit 👅 never 💯 quit 🚫
dustbin 🚮: Kids today are such fucking hypocrites.
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: The kid just gave himself advice. He doesn't need me. 😉
baeintendi 😍: I've learned a lot from you, Big Papi 💗
dustbin 🚮: 🤒🤕
yep, he's learned a WHOLE LOT from you, David
big papi 🏅3⃣4⃣: Who pissed in your Cheerios, Peewee?
dustbin 🚮: The fucking stick up my ass.
baeintendi 😍: 😂😂😂
--- and I'm back! My vacation was super good, and now, after four days, I'm back on!
I need your help, however. I'm running out of ideas for who the chats star. So, if you'd comment some (Red Sox) players you'd like to see, that'd be nice :))
