𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✰ 𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘹 ✔

andrew, mookie, and some newbies

F O U R T E E N

"horizontal refreshment"
7:28 A.M.

baeintendi 😍:

cookie monster 🍪:
wtf Beni?

baeintendi 😍:
it's 7 A.M. and I'm horny and I'm sad

eddie vedder 🎸:
That's why you gotta get out there!!

baeintendi 😍:
Excuse me, do I know you?

eddie vedder 🎸:
Eduardo Nunez. I just got traded from the Giants.

adderall reed 💦:
And I'm Addison Reed. From the Mets.

save rafe 😉:
I'm Rafael Devers

baeintendi 😍:
Okay, I know Devers

Not the other two

MARKUS ANGELA BETTS

cookie monster 🍪:
Again, it's Markus Lynn Betts

Where tf did Angela come from?

baeintendi 😍:
Is it your mom's name?

cookie monster 🍪:
No, it's Diana.

adderall reed 💦:
DIRTY DIANA, OOH

cookie monster 🍪:
okay goodbye

cookie monster 🍪 has removed adderall reed 💦 from group chat

cookie monster 🍪:
Ain't nobody talking about my mama like that 👊🏾👊🏾

save rafe 😉:
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

eddie vedder 🎸:
Well said.

baeintendi 😍:
I'm sorry, did I miss something?

cookie monster 🍪:
Nah. What's up, Beni?

baeintendi 😍:
Uhh...nothing 😳

cookie monster 🍪:
Beniiii

Andrewwwww

eddie vedder 🎸:
I love juicy gossip!

baeintendi 😍:
I was looking at girls, okay ???

damn this is sophomore year all over again

cookie monster 🍪:
I sense someone not being as innocent as we all thought!

adderall reed 💦:
What's your Porn hub password?

cookie monster 🍪:
DUDE

WTF ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE

I UNADDED YOU

adderall reed 💦:
🎶 all around me are familiar faces 🎶

Mookie, I can easily add myself back in. You know that, right?

baeintendi 😍:
Quit messing with my friend, dude. 👊🏻

And I don't have Pornhub. I have 1990s Playboy magazines.

Let's lighten the mood with Memes:

save rafe 😉:
Let's all take a second to laugh at your collection name:

Memez

cookie monster 🍪:
😂😂😂😂

baeintendi 😍:
MARKUS LYNN BETTS DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME

cookie monster 🍪:
Dammit, Drew, my name is Markus Angela Betts!

baeintendi 😍:
Okay, so, I'm confused.

cookie monster 🍪:
Exactly.

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a.n.

hi hello I'm sorry this story hasn't been updated in like a month!

But I just wanted to let you know as fun as this was, this story will be fifteen parts, which means, the next chapter will be the last one.

I am currently working on two other stories, Taking Off and You're A God, so give those a read! Since they are my main priority, I am giving this story a rest.

How was this chapter?

- Reasie